I am 18 and I just learned how to use a Bic today. God damn it D: In my defense, I figured it out myself.
full moon mood
I am glad I live in the middle of nowhere, because otherwise I could not be hiking alone well after dark, using only moonlight to see where I’m going, knowing that the stretch of space between my house and the woods is insignificant, slim — less than 200 paces. And there are hundreds of stars to look at, and I remember how far I am from them. I can’t see where I live from the...
one of the problems
with having a roommate — something I hadn’t considered before — now that I have bubble wrap and want to pop it, I can’t because of the noise. yes I am secretly 9 years old.
unsent remarks and questions
I admire you greatly, but you look just like Charlie Brooker, who has described his own face as resembling “a rucksack full of dented bells.” When I laugh and you don’t know why, I am thinking of this. Dye your hair dark again, please. Should I take your unfriendliness personally or not? Should I take your friendliness as a sign or not? What are the drugs you’ve done...
MAIL MAIL where are my BOOKS from Amazon, I need this one for this paper due tomorrow and the mailroom is closed, what do I doooo since you don’t give a fuck, here’s a picture of a lighter
Since when is it not commonly known that you get good luck when you say “rabbit rabbit” as the first words of a new month? Helpfully, Wikipedia confirms that I didn’t make this up out of thin air.